“But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is….”
Well? What is it? Do you remember?
“But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is….”
Well? What is it? Do you remember?
It’s been an interesting day here in the home of this little family.
Not exactly 18-month-old-locking-his-pregnant-mother-out-of-the-house type of interesting–but still along those lines.
Setting the scene…
(cue dreamy theme music)
I was sitting on the couch playing with Merritt after a relaxing morning. We were taking it easy today and just hanging out, taking advantage of not having to go anywhere at all today. Troy had taken a good nap in the early afternoon and was now coloring quietly on the floor beside me, using his little drawing tray.
Ah… the sun shone and the birds sang!
(Not really. At that moment, in real life–not dreamy life–it was pouring rain outside.)
Then, Troy got up. Supposedly to go get a toy.
Oh, how I wish!
Instead, he walked back over to me, where I was cooing and goo-goo-gah-gah-ing over the baby, and said, “Wah-er? Wah-er?”
Which I knew to mean, “Water,” and thought to be a request for a drink, and thus didn’t think it necessary to immediately look up. Until, that is, I felt a trickle of that particular substance on my arm.
I jerked my head up, half a smile still lingering on my face, and saw Troy holding the camera. The digital camera. The very, very new digital camera. The one we just bought to replace the dinosaur digi camera so I could take half a zillion pictures to send to John while he’s gone.
After I regained conciousness and the inital feeling of nausea passed, I snatched that dripping piece of expensive machinery from his hands and yanked it out of its case, hoping against hope that its visit to the only water source at Troy’s level in that part of the house–the dog’s water dish–had been merely a dip rather than a soak.
The tiny steady stream of water coming from inside the camera itself told me it had probably been a nice, long bath.
It would seem all nice and sweet to tell you that I held it together calmly and simply took it all in stride. But you wouldn’t like me too much if I lied to you, now, would you? And you’d already know that’s what I was doing if I told you such a thing.
Troy got a nice stern and slightly panicked reminder of how many times he’d been told not to play in the water dish, and was asked–since he’d of course be able to answer–WHY he’d pulled the camera off the entryway table and put it in there. His tears upon hearing my decibel level were enough to remind me that using such a tone would accomplish nothing. I knelt down, right, looked into his eyes, and told him, through slightly clenched teeth (but no, AHEM, green chin, Certain Nameless Peeps?) that he can never, ever, ever put an.y.thing. in the water dish. And he may never, ever play with Mommy’s camera. And that he needs to obey Mommy. And that Mommy was now thinking she was really going to be sick as she realized that she was going to have to tell Daddy about this lovely tidbit.
The camera was really and truly dead. If the case could be so swollen and water-logged that it felt like a sponge, the camera couldn’t be doing so great. I leaned on the kitchen counter and breathed in as deeply as I could, thinking not only of the camera, but of my laptop that I had taken back to Best Buy yesterday and ended up having to pay extra on top of the warranty to save my hard drive.
But then. Then. THEN! The good things started popping into my head all at once.
I had put all my pictures on the computer on Wednesday. Yay! The only ones I could lose were the ones from the past two days. And I thought I remembered John buying a warranty for the camera.
I put Merritt in his bouncy seat and Troy in roomtime and found the warranty paperwork, thanks to John’s organizing before he left. Called my mom and my mother-in-love and got some sanity talked back into me–It’ll be OKAY. Life will keep going. Thankfully it IS just a camera. And, hey, it looked like we did have a warranty.
Then… I just loaded up those boys and went to the gym. I worked my legs till they were like jello. And the world was suddenly a brighter place.
It turns out that I’ll find out in about ten days whether or not the camera can be fixed, and if not, they’ll set us up with a new one. And God was gracious to me and gave me a seasoned mom in line behind me in Best Buy, who kindly offered to keep Troy from running off while Merritt cried in his car seat and I tried to sign paperwork and listen to the customer service guy.
Oh, AND and I saw Tony Hawk in Best Buy. I was, like, totally freaking out, man. I mean, it was really sweet, dude.
(My brother will crack up and roll his eyes if he ever reads those pathetic sentences.)
I really know nothing about Tony Hawk, other than that he’s a skateboarder (right? Or is it something else? Not bike riding, is it? Or does he do several things?) and has a game for the Wii that my mom gets pretty wild and crazy about when she plays.
(Bet you never would have thought THAT, eh, bloggie peeps? But, oh, how true it is. Just ask her.)
Then I came home, ate dinner, put the kids to bed early, got to talk to John for a little bit, and then cleaned my little heart out. Because nothing makes a dose of crazy all better than the therapy of cleaning bathroom tile with a toothbrush.
And now things are sparkly. The house, as well as life. Even without a laptop or a camera.
I figured it was the Lord speaking semi-audibly this morning when my lap top told me that it was no longer connected to the internet.
Bummer.
But I guess I didn’t hear clearly, because a bit later I went back to it and attempted to check my email, at which point I realized that my laptop had completely shut down… and wouldn’t turn back on.
“IS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU??”
I guess I wasn’t supposed to be on the computer today. Which, ya know, is really okay, considering that I had about a zillion and one things to do today and several places to go and I also happened to make a self-imposed vow (which I am currently breaking, by the way) to my mama last night that I wasn’t going to do anything blog-related this week because I had WAY too much to do.
And this blogging thing, it tends to suck a person in, in case you hadn’t noticed.
I was already kinda-sorta thinking I might break my vow when I remembered that I had yet to post any of the five million adorable Disneyland pictures from last week, and oh my goodness gracious, we are going AGAIN tomorrow, which means I’d better post the first batch before the second batch comes rolling in. (Dontcha just love a good mixed metaphor? Me too.)
But, alas, all of those pictures, as well as all the oodles of pictures I’ve been taking of life here for John to see, are on the Computer That Won’t Turn On. So I couldn’t even post pictures if I wanted to.
I mean, I COULD post pictures, but they would be rather old, being that I haven’t used this old dinosaur of a regular ol’ desktop computer since the night I got my purty laptop. And I don’t think y’all care to see random pictures from, say, last summer.
But, hey, my mama has pictures! And we are in them! Her computer works, that lucky duck.
(In all seriousness, I really and truly hope my computer decides to up and fix itself, being that it would seem utterly pathetic to take it to a computer technician to be fixed when, you know, that is my husband’s job and all. But, he’s not home at the moment. In case you missed that news bulletin.)
So instead, I’ve broken my vow with a post about nothing, filled with nada but talk of zillions, millions and oodles, and lots and lots of links.
But, we are going to see the Mouse again tomorrow, thanks to our super-special tickets courtesy of my firefighter hero of a daddy, and after that my brother is coming to stay for a few days, and I got a whole ton crossed off my to-do list today due to being virtually computer-less, so things are looking brighter already.
Yes, we went to The Happiest Place on Earth on Tuesday, and yes, peeps, we had a wonderful time.
And thanks to all of you who sent me Happy Valentine’s Day emails since my Valentine is gone… and regular sweet emails… and snail-mail notes… and Facebook notes… and videos to watch of special trips and wedding days (you know who you are)… and so many of you are people I don’t even know in “real life”.
I certainly feel loved this Valentine’s Day.
This was Troy in the morning a few days ago:
I think it’s safe to say he loves Nemo.
Then, this was him that afternoon:
So I think it’s appropriate that he woke up this morning yelling, “See Mick Mouse! See Mick Mouse!”
Because that, my peeps, is exactly what we are going to do.
Off to make my two little guys’ first visit to the Land of the Mouse…